The Sassy Guide to surviving Flirting

- by Nadia ‘Sassynadz’ Akram -

“Sun is shining, the weather is sweet, yeah”…corny maybe, but certainly true. With , temperatures recently soaring at a whopping 30 degrees, London has finally met with the well deserved summer we’ve all (more than) patiently been waiting for.

What a pleasure it is to see everyone feeling bright and cheery, and smiles being passed freely from one to another. The mood for love, saucy holiday fling, or at the very least a cheeky flirt, appears to be filling the air along with the scent of sun lotion and barbecue smoke.

There is perhaps no better time to feel at your best than when you’re skin is beautifully glowing in its sun-kissed glory, you’re wearing your favourite summer ensemble, and your confidence is on a high. Our advice – take advantage of your own and everyone else’s good mood and unleash some of your finest chat up lines; what’s the worst that can happen? A good giggle surely. It is common knowledge that many people struggle when it comes to flirting, just how often have you been approached with the cheesy old faithful (as some may call it) line of “get your coat, you’ve pulled”.

Here is Vision’s compilation of chat up lines; bearing in mind we have not tried and tested these ourselves, if any of the lines below lead to you getting a date, we want to know!

Get in touch with us at: admin@vision-newspaper.co.uk if they work for you…and if not, plenty more fish in the sea right?

• Do you believe in love at first sight…or do I have to walk by again?
• You’re so gorgeous you made me forget my pick up line.
• You owe me a drink, you’re so beautiful I dropped mine when I saw you.
• Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
• There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you
• I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
• I wish I was cross-eyed, so I could see you twice.
• You know what? Your eyes are the same colour as my Porsche.
• Can I have a picture of you? I want to show Santa what I’d like for Christmas.